Skeleton

Skeleton Jokes

Heart

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

Friend

Why did the skeleton have no friends?

He was a boner!

Heheheh!

Ah, see ya soon kiddo.

I'm going on break.

I'll give you some fried snow later!

Supply

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

Party

Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Why?

Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!

Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

Frisk

*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.

Cold

Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!

Bone

Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?

A: He broke his funny bone!

Hospital

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

Rule

Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?

He was "bone tiba wild."

Dance

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Body

Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.

Rain

Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?

Me: He could feel it in his bones.

Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!

Heheh ;3

Bone

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

Fan

Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?

A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!

Tibia

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.