Situation jokes

What did Tennessee do?

The same thing Arkansas did.

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

My life.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.