For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
My mom said my sister was an angel but when i threw her out the window she didnt fly
Ya Sister is ya Mother
Ya Father is ya Brother
U all shag one another
The Inbred family
why was six so scared of seven. because 7 ate 9
my mum said take out the trash so I took my sister
My sister: you were born ugly Me: I'm not a mirror sis
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
What happens if a redneck is bisexual do they go for their brother or sister
kylin fucks his sister
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
