What do you say if you want to borrow you black sisters foundation - got any lighter shades
So I accidentally just tipped over my parylized sister.
The daughter walks up to her father and he asks him “Dad can I ask you something?” The father says “Of course, what’s your question?” The daughter replies and asks “How do you feel about abortion?” The father says “Why don’t you ask your sister?” The daughter replies “I don’t have a sis-“
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
I see my friends at school they talk to me they go back to class but they forgot i am their class mate and they were like your dumbie and i was well your a dumba** bi***
You know that I see my sister at home from school she says everyone bulies me I say because your a fat a**
One time i looked out the window and then i saw my sister and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Your sister’s so short she needs to roll up her panties
As a son I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CCD. It was on speaker so me and mom hear both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
My wife cheated on me with my brother She didn't have a sister so I improvised and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline cant even be found by dora the explora
sister. your ugly other sister. im not ypur reflection
ps. sorryif it is not funny
i got a pen for my baby sister best trade i made so far
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
