Sink Jokes

Why did the titanic sink...... Cause you mom was ok on it

What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇

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If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat he would’ve named it freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"

(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised

Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink

Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy

What did the plug hole say to the plug we are so in sink.🤣

i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror

Why did the titanic sink because everyone played Simon says

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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship. As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!” George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!” Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?

Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says screw the women and children Joe Biden says do we have that much time?

What happens to teeth when they go it water

bro I dunno they get wet?

So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .