Sink jokes
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! đ
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
If Shaquille OâNeal had a boat, he wouldâve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
Whatâs yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: âSave the women!â
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: âScrew the women!â
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: âDo we have time?â
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?