Sink jokes

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.

Now that's a hell of a ghost story!

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo.

What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.

Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

What sank the Titanic?

GODZILLA!

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

How do you sink an American battleship?

Have the French build it.

People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?

Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.

Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.

Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.

1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!