the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed' f u'
You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
two persons were in a car the brakes were broken and they were so fast that they would crash and die. The driver said:" Oh no! we will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied:" Don't panic the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh this handles so well !" they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent cuz we're going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said "What do you want wimp? " The gay said ," You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we're gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we're gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.
What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
