What do theh twin towers and your siblings have in common? once they tunr 18 they never come back
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why am I here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
What did the tower say to its twin? "hey, is that a plane?"
Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: π
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates, what is it?" "OH, honey that's your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" the sister replies with a laugh "you think that's cool my monkey is already eating bananas
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
Bully: ha guess what? Nerd: what bully:you are adopted nerd: at lest I was wanted
I saw an orphan on the street i said whereβs your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash πππππ€£
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? One's alive at the bottom. What's even worse than THAT? It eats it's way out. Wait it gets worse... It goes back for seconds. Just one more I swear... It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
