Sibling jokes
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈