Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? One's alive at the bottom. What's even worse than THAT? It eats it's way out. Wait it gets worse... It goes back for seconds. Just one more I swear... It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
If you play games, go play on your sister.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
sis is meme
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
