What do theh twin towers and your siblings have in common? once they tunr 18 they never come back
sis is meme
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates, what is it?" "OH, honey that's your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" the sister replies with a laugh "you think that's cool my monkey is already eating bananas
A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
if ur sis mack u mad saw go to ur frundy home play if ur sis sud no go tell mom
why can't orphans play house flipper? cuz they don't know what to do
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
Bully: ha guess what? Nerd: what bully:you are adopted nerd: at lest I was wanted
Why dosened the Orphin date the girl because she is a homei
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
if your pan all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry and you burst out and then say your pansexuial
