Sibling jokes
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
The Movie
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.