Iḿ glad were all going virtul so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings
You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!
when I see the little brother in a video get everything i try t and get grounded ;-;
Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈
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You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
if u play game go play on ur sis
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What did the boy said to his brother at chemistry class
Hey Br O
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why am I here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
