Sibling jokes

Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"

What do you call Mario?

Bros.

If you play games, go play on your sister.

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

Oh, brother!

What is so annoying? A younger sister.

I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

You were supposed to be born in the tree.

The sticks were your siblings.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.