Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Smack an orphan what’s he gonna do... tell his parents
You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!
when I see the little brother in a video get everything i try t and get grounded ;-;
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
if u play game go play on ur sis
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why am I here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
