Attack on Titan jokes
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
AOT > ur fav anime.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.