Attack on Titan jokes
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
AOT > ur fav anime.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"