Attack on Titan jokes

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

What do you call a titan that can't swim?

TITANic

AOT > ur fav anime.

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"