Shoes jokes

How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?

A blender.

How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.

How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!

There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

"SUP, BRITCHES!"

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

What shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.