Shock value jokes
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
