Shock value jokes
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
