Sho jokes

Lego

86 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

What did they do with his body when he died?

They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.

Man

10 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?

TY-WON-SHO

(Tie one shoe)

Screen time

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Bro I'm on twitter way too much. I'm genuinely obsessed." The second message, in blue, reads, "Why do you have 107 hours on Applebee's?" Above the text messages is a screen time report. Applebee's is listed as the most used app with 107 hours. Twitter is second with 10 hours and 21 minutes. Safari is third with 4 hours and 8 minutes. YouTube is fourth with 1 hour and 26 minutes.

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Bomber

66 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Shampoo

42 views · BigIrishDude · 3 years ago

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

Sole

19 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost.

Jeffrey Dahmer

37 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?

Heads and shoulders.

Request

8 views · TTTE · 3 years ago

Can I get a HOYA?

Friend

12 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

Card

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a soccer player card in a video game. The card is for a player named Yofone Linging, with the text above the card saying "Yo Fone Linging" and below the card the text "Already Owned."

Toy

12 views · Wade · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel cartoon showing a hand holding a Woody toy. The hand winds up the toy by turning a ring on his back, which causes chainsaws to pop out of his sides. In the last panel, a person stands shocked by the result of winding up the toy.

Election

18 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

Year

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Dhar mann

12 views · Anonymous · 8 months ago

When did Dhar mann joined organization 13???

A YouTube screenshot. The top half shows a video thumbnail titled "BULLIED NERD NEW MAKEOVER SHOCKS SCHOOL" featuring a young man with glasses, a bow tie, and red blotches on his face. Below the title, the creator "Dhar Mann" is visible. The bottom half displays the video's description, specifically a cast list. Listed are character roles and their actors, such as "Noah - Jimmy Pierce" and "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas". Overlaid on the bottom right of the screenshot is an image of the character Roxas from the Kingdom Hearts video game series, wearing a black coat and holding two Keyblades. An arrow points from Roxas to the text "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas" in the cast list.

Card

1 view · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A digital card of a player named Lingang Guli-Guli with a rating of 61. The card shows various statistics related to their game like PAC, SHO, PAS, DRI, DEF, and PHY.

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