Sho jokes

What did they do with his body when he died?

They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?

TY-WON-SHO

(Tie one shoe)

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

What's the same with shoes and slaves?

When they get loose, you tie them up.

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.