Shes jokes

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

What did Caesar call a person?

She-Caesar.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.