Shes jokes

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

What did Caesar call a person?

She-Caesar.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!