Shes jokes

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

She's (DYM 149).

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

What did Caesar call a person?

She-Caesar.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!