Shes jokes

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?

Helen Killer.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.