She Jokes

Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

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Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋