Shakespeare

Shakespeare jokes

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.