Sexual innuendo jokes

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong.