Sexual innuendo jokes

A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Willis.

Willis who?

Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!

You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong.