I put the sexy in dyslexia
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."
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titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"
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A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
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you look sexy with that rope around your neck
What is it about a beard and glasses, that children find so sexy?
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey...have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!
Pokemon:Are you a Flareon? Why? Because you’re a sexy fox.
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I love big hot sexy men.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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