I put the sexy in dyslexia

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really really horny. Jack who hadn’t stuck it in for a few weeks was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. “1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a f...” she said as she stroked his ever hardening one-eyed snake. “Yeah, i’ll have both of them” said Jack who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and f...ed for an hour. After that they both contracted AIDS, and died of it as they did not see a doctor. THE END

“I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy… I’d like him to eat me.”

my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him

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My mother said I’m sexy I said no I have cancer

I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat

what do you call sex. making cake

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