Sexiness Jokes

i wach sexy gorls amv and my pp goes up and down and up

What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10 year old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards

How sexy is ariana grande?

there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me

The Sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower it burned and bled

What are three things the twin towers have in common with my dad they are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

There's a sexy milf that lives next door the only thing better is her 8 Y/O

Your really sexy 😉

sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy

if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him

What has 2 arms 2 legs 2 eyes 2 breasts for milking and a hole to fill with my 9 inches? A sexy female

One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”