What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
