Sex work

Sex work jokes

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

Because they needed someone to call "daddy".

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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  • Have you heard about the new cereal?

    It's called "Prostituties."

    They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

    What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

    What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

    What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.

    What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

    The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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  • What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

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  • How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

    They both get paid to eat 200 balls!

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  • What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

    The look on their face when you're nailing them.

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  • How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One, cause they'll screw anything.