Sex work

Sex work jokes

What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...

'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?

She can clean her crack and sell it again.

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.