There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
