Sex work jokes
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
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What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.