Sex work jokes

How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, cause they'll screw anything.

What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?

Your job still sucks.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you gotta hand it to her.

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.