Sex work jokes

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.