Serial Killer jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?

What does a serial killer make for breakfast?

Scrambled legs and toes.

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.

What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?

- He smelled veal.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?

He dumped them.

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?

A: They both like to eat kids in and out.

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?

Nutella!

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.

Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.