(Okay, actually improvised this time.)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news saying he was a SERIAL killer
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