What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news saying he was a SERIAL killer
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
