Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Serial Killer Jokes
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”