September 11 attacks jokes
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
I rate you a 9/11.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.