"Black midget porn is in 911."
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
