I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
