September 11 attacks jokes
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
"I’m coming for you two!"
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
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Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.