What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
"I’m coming for you two!"
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
I rate you a 9/11.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
