My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
what flowers do orphans use... self raising flower
Yo mama so ugly her self portraits hanged themselves
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
What’s an orphans favourite snake self raising flower
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawkings can’t even stand up for his self after all these mean joke
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
