a doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to him self this is wrong but some doctors do it... he is a vet
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
this is a joke in it's self
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied He couldn’t stand up for him self
Look at your left hand now look at your right hand an tell your self what hand do you cheat with !
WANKING
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
Why can’t sally hang her self ? She does not have arms
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
