Self-Will Jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".