What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self portrait
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
how do u get a depressed person out of a tree..?
you cut the rope they hung them self in...
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
Unlike the Americans Hitler knew when to kill his self
i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
