Self-Will Jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Rope

How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope they hung themself in...

Sister

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

Adoption

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Orphan

Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁

Bone

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Note

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Donald Trump

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?

Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!