Seatbelt

Seatbelt Jokes

What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.

Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

A. A seatbelt.

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

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