Hey guys! It's Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revouir, GGG
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
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Why does this Stingray's wife can't stop babbling? Cause, she can't watch her mouth.
What fish sings A tune-a
You thought his puns were bad wait to you sea mine!
What did the sea say to the sea? Nothing, it just waved
why are we here
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
