Sea Creature jokes

What do you call a scared octopus?

An octopussy.

What do you call an annoyed octopus?

Octopissy.

What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!

What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.

What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!

Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

8 jelly tickles!

Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?

'Cause she can't watch her mouth.

If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.

What do you call an octopus dad?

An octodad.

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?

Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.

Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!

Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].

How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.