Sea Creature jokes
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
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