Sea Creature jokes
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
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