Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Sea Creature Jokes
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Octopus.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
