Bad

Bob

I would tell you a good joke but I can’t so here is a bad one

I would tell you a joke about a teacher but she’d kill you at school

Bus

Blind Bus Driver That Swim

What is yellow and does not float well?

A School Bus

Home

Anonymous

Q:Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: anywhere she was home schooled

Helen

Anonymous

Q:Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: anywhere she was homeschooled

Play

School

What song do you think was playing at the school pumped up kicks

Little Johnny

Shitty little johnny jokes

So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says “get the belt” Johnny says “why?” His mother says “im gonna spank you for failing” Johnny says “so just like daddy?” His father turns red knowing what they did last night

Trump

Anonymous

there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe

Fire

Anonymous

i was talking to my friend and he said “I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school” and I said “probably because she was fired”

Little Johnny

I’m in school

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

I’m in school lol.

Little Johnny

Anonymous

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

I’m in school lol.

Orphan

The person

Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?

Because the principal was going to call his parents

French

Anonymous

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I’ll see you on Monday

Fat

Anonymous

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

Wrong

CallmehChloe

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

Shooting

Anonymous

Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic… Humanity is officially gone stupid bitches…

Teacher

Mr. Anonymous

Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah) Student: How should I know, that’s his story 🤷‍♀️

Bus

Anonymous

What’s yellow and can’t swim a school bus

Man

Allan

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

Toilet

Allan

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

“And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith’s telephone number on the door of the girl’s toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4.”

Slavery

Theguythatwrotethis

School. School is a slavery joke and a nazi joke combined.

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