How do bees get to school? On a school buzz

How do fish get to school ?

On a octobus


What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section

Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight

Like if you are in high school and miss school

Eric’s mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied “No, magazines”

Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones

What’s a school shooter’s favourite flower?


Why is it that when I’m in school doing PE it’s fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I’m the bad guy

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

Roses are red, I reload fast… imma pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast

when you’re the only one nice to the quiet kid.

kid: i like you… don’t go to school tomorrow.

whats yellow and cant swim?

a school bus full of children

Why can’t Orphans pick up their phone after school…? Because they need their parents to go pick it up

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school

Man, I loved that wheelchair

High school students are also more interesting to see but they are you on your way just kidding 🤣

Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.

“so I was at high school one day in the bathrooms and I’m circumcised and the kid next to me wasn’t so he showed me his pp and he had a foreskin so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired…”

What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them