A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
