School Shooter jokes
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?