School Shooter jokes
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."