School Shooter jokes
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.