School Shooter jokes
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?