why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it
The school shotter when the cops show up be like:
Aint nothing gunna break my stride, aint nothing gunna hold me down. Oh oh. Ive got to keep on moving.
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter
When the school shooter starts doing fortnight dances and the autistic kid joins in
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms:K a l m
When the autistic kid's sketchers light up: P A N I K
When you lock the door, but you realize its a pull open door:
Why would you shoot up an innocent school.... If your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why did a school shooter get banned of a game server?
He was caught aimboting.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun, he tagged my friend really good. At the end he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
When the school shooter kills five people and the autistic kid yells "HEROES NEVER DIE".
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
How do Americans learn the metric system? 9mm at a time. problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery but I realize that schools aren't open on sundays
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏