When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
School Shooter Jokes
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
