When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
POV there’s a school shooting American first time European yeah you American no not my first time
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
When the school shooter is about to leave the room then the autistic kid says “Goodbye!”.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
When the school shooter says "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
Hippity hoppity the school shooter spotted me
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets
