When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
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POV there’s a school shooting American first time European yeah you American no not my first time
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
When the school shooter is about to leave the room then the autistic kid says “Goodbye!”.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
When the school shooter says "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
Hippity hoppity the school shooter spotted me
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Like a shooter says “I put the Fun in funeral
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When the school shooter breaks into your classroom so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf but then the shooter's phone goes off.
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
