School Shooter Jokes

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.

What a school shooter favorites song

Pumped up kicks

what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.

I went fishing with my grandpa and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun. A black man said where are the young ones.

We don't have school shooters we have special ed breeches

Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player. "What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just something to zone out the other kids." Billy responded. The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack, and pulled out an mp4 player this time. "Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school." Billy responded. The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school, and pulled out an mp5 rifle. "Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped. "Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.

Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms:K a l m

When the autistic kid's sketchers light up: P A N I K

*School shooting happens*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

American student: "First time?"

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter

A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P

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