If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape and he looks at you like 😋
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal? The school shooter will always spare you.
Incase there's a school shooting the teachers can help out and shoot the kids
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
Like a shooter says “I put the Fun in funeral
When the school shooter is about to leave the school and then the autistic kid screams hooray
One way to not pick up girl is to say, “are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you.” I tried it on a girl and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
