School Shooter jokes
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?