School Shooter Jokes

Why did a school shooter get banned of a game server?

He was caught aimboting.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun, he tagged my friend really good. At the end he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

what does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? he shoots more kids in them

when you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you

When you lock the door, but you realize its a pull open door:

Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband. Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"

When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

When the school shooter finds you under the table;

Wonderful weather we're having!

When the school shooter kills five people and the autistic kid yells "HEROES NEVER DIE".

Why most of school shooters are mostly white?

because Black lives MATTER

When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.

What do you call a Circus Show? A School shooter

How do Americans learn the metric system? 9mm at a time. problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

I was gonna go to a shooting gallery but I realize that schools aren't open on sundays

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃 When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟