School Shooter Jokes

We don't have school shooters we have special ed breeches

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃 When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player. "What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just something to zone out the other kids." Billy responded. The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack, and pulled out an mp4 player this time. "Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school." Billy responded. The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school, and pulled out an mp5 rifle. "Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped. "Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.

Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter

Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband. Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P

What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter

Why do school shooter have the best shots????? They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad

when you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you

what does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? he shoots more kids in them

When the school shooter finds you under the table;

Wonderful weather we're having!

This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

Why most of school shooters are mostly white?

because Black lives MATTER

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.