School Shooter jokes
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.