School Shooter jokes
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
*School shooting happens* Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk* American student: "First time?"
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.