School Shooter jokes
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.