School Shooter jokes
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃馃ぃ馃ぃ馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don鈥檛 believe in dog.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What鈥檚 the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
True fact: School shooters aren鈥檛 dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 馃構.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What鈥檚 the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.