Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We’d like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm cst
man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am
Amber Heard morning schedule: - Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ive been so busy!!!! I miss yall though!
I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Why did the starwars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting side-tracked.
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
I was going to buy a watch today but I didn't have time
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.
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What time do you call me tomorrow
What time eeeeeee
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, 'Well I have good news and bad news.' The woman says, 'I'll hear the good news first please.' The doctor replies 'The good news is we're naming a disease after you!'
