Scary jokes
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.