Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Santa Claus Jokes
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
