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Disney

2 years ago

bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland

The cartoon shows Alice sitting at a table, looking bored. There is a bowl of salad with a tag that says "Eat Me" and a glass of water with a tag that says "Drink Me".
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    • Bacon

    2 years ago

    Me on a diet:

    The image shows a plate of bacon with a small piece of lettuce on top. The text on the image reads: "BACON SALAD. FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES."
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    • Girl

    2 years ago

    im that girl

    A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.
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    • Chicken

    1 year ago
    The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.
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    • Kitten

    1 year ago

    Salad

    A small white kitten with black spots is being held by pink kitchen tongs. The text above the image reads: "dad!" and below "Why is someone grabbing that kitten with tongs?!" A blue text box in the corner says "salad"
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    Ben Shapiro

    1 year ago
    A meme featuring a waitress in an Olive Garden restaurant, who asks: "Would you like to start out with our unlimited salad and breadsticks this evening?" Ben Shapiro appears to the right with the text: "that is literally impossible."
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    • Heart

    8 months ago

    someone didn't eat it

    The image shows a bearded dragon in two panels. The top panel shows the lizard looking to the left with the text: "I see you poured your heart and soul into that salad. It would be a shame if..." The bottom panel shows the same lizard looking forward with the text: "...someone didn't eat it".
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