Sadness

Sadness Jokes

Orphan

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Pregnancy

My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.

Orphan

Why do orphans cry at insurance places?

They got offered the family plan.

Orphan

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Orphan

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Kid

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Teacher

Vegan Teacher the musical.

Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶

Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵

Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵

Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

Face

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

Inside

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

Hairline

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.