What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE, THAT WOULD MAKE DJUNGELSKOG SAD!!!
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad itโs just an Ash tray
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Bin Ladenโs kid comes sad from school. โDad I got an F in Geography class!โ โWhy is that?โ โThe teacher asked me whatโs the tallest building in New York and I said โEmpire State Buildingโโ Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, โLet dad handle this one.โ
