Russell jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.

Student: Which end?

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.