Philosopher jokes
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
