Philosopher jokes
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
